Tallywhacker

One who uses inhalants to get high.

by sid August 11, 2003

tallywhacker

The zipper that always needs to be tucked in on an official FFA jacket

"Tuck in your tallywhacker"

by Farmerjk June 29, 2019

Tallywhacker

also know as wanchung and patakiong, means cock and balls

can i put my tallywhacker in youre ring piece?

by the bear February 20, 2004

Golden Tallywhackers

Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on.

The other day when i took off my shirt I exposed my golden tallywhackers and Chester loved them!

by Maria and Alii November 04, 2007

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Tallywhacker

it's a dick

You have a small tallywhacker

by Darkest of the memes July 03, 2017

Tallywhacker Malefactor

Any particular individual who self describes or could be described as a sexual deviant.

A pedophile, necrophiliac, rapist. or any kind of sexually exploitative person, etc.

We are grateful to have silly birds to roast today. Grateful for all the children safe from all those tallywhacker malefactors , today with their familes.
Thank u. Jesus
Amen

by Nonce Executioner November 28, 2024