tak

A wonderful character from the show Invader Zim. Only appeared in one episode. But loved by all.She was a very angry character. She was Irken, she had purple eyes and Zim ruined her life.

Note: Even though Tak only has one episode she is often paired up with both Zim and Dib or Gaz.

by Irken Invader Tak February 12, 2007

Tak

Someone who rents a hotel room to spend the night with their mistress, only to find out they can’t get it up because they screwed the nasty bartenders before their hot side chick shows up

Side chick- Why don’t you wait for me?
TAK- Sh.. the F.. up!

by Koller December 17, 2019

tak

Swiss grunting noise produced in the gym by males with smaller than average penises. often used in order to get that last rep in the set. often repeated 2 or 3 times for maximum effect

lad in nike gear lifts bar*
"fauhhhhh tak tak"
lads around him*
"fuahhhh cuahhh he fukin did it"

by lunchisforp******* May 21, 2019

Tak

To beat your friend at golf by allowing him to not win a single hole

Dude, today I will tak you on the course.

by takker February 27, 2015

Tak

a amazingly cute asian boy who wants to adopt babies.

Tak used adoption.com to search for a future child.

by HAWTjoasia March 28, 2009

taks

that’s a knee slapper; a response to a funny joke

Person A: *tells a funny joke*
Person B: Haha taks!

by Carlos427 July 22, 2019

tak

to drink a shitload of alcohol in one night

Dude I want to tak and forget everything that happened

by J.Mace June 7, 2007