tadpoleing

Dating someone who is a lot younger than you
My mother says I like to go tadpoleing when I should date men my own age.
by Shug1 December 24, 2008
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Tadpoles

5 Seconds of Summer’s Ashton Irwin once said they’re baby turtles or mosquitoes
Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles

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Ashton: Oh, they’re mosquitoes, aren’t they?
by LoverOfHope November 22, 2020
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tadpole

v: the act of inserting one's soft flaccid penis into the circular opening of the mouth belonging to someone who is sleeping. Upon insertion the soft and flaccid penis may be slightly dangled in a manner that the receiving mouth be tickled or left motionless in the mouth for a period of time left at the discretion of he who is performing the action.
Last night I gave Axl the tadpole. His sweaty ass hands must expel most of the water in his body because his mouth was as dry as sandpaper.
by Nick Polise August 28, 2008
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Tadpole

A close friend that one has known for an extended period. Someone that is held dear to the heart. A person who knows a great deal about another.
Hey, Tadpole, what's up?
by allison r. December 01, 2006
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Tadpole

A strong person who always threatens to beat you up, but never has the balls to. It's often their fault.
That meathead tadpole has all bark no bite.
by DymondW March 31, 2017
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tadpole

Someone who has a big head and a small tail
James you are a tadpole.
by Stephen wilson December 14, 2008
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Tadpole

A wooden block that naughty people can sit on.
Ah man, I'm gonna go sit on a tadpole and I don't even care.
by MC Starbucks November 20, 2003
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