taco bell

What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.

I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.

by explosive poopy March 2, 2010

Taco Bell

a place to go to steal wet floor signs

hey lets go to taco bell i need a new wet floor sign

by mcdonalds theives August 2, 2008

taco bell diarrhea

when the taco bell has digested, one will release a massive diarrhea explosion full of the tacos you ate at taco bell. when having taco bell diarrhea, it is recommended that you have a first aid kit with you as your bunghole may explode.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BATHROOM! MY ASS IS GOING TO EXPLODE WITH TACO BELL DIARRHEA!" exclaimed George

by cool1256 May 26, 2017

Taco Bell

The beginnings of explosive diarrhea.

"Man, Taco Bell always gives me the shits, yet I keep coming back..."

by undertakerfreak1127 March 6, 2008

Body Built by Taco Bell

A statement expressing that one's physical attributes, including strength, speed, stamina, muscle mass, etc., are the culmination of adherence to an austere and unyielding dietary regiment that encompasses but is not limited to Cool Ranch Doritos® Locos Tacos, Crunchwrap Supremes, Nacho Fries, and Baja Blast Mountain Dew.

Made famous by Baltimore Ravens' Linebacker Matthew Judon

"The Baltimore Taco Bell owners, in appreciation of the support and commitment of Matthew Judon of the Baltimore Ravens, hereby proclaim Friday, November 8th, 2019 as "Matthew Judon Day" at all participating Baltimore Taco Bell restaurants. In celebration, all participating restaurants will offer free tacos between the hours of 2pm and 5pm so everybody can have a Body Built By Taco Bell!"

by LamarJacksonIsElite November 8, 2019

Taco Bell

A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.

Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!

by Mr. Shemp March 18, 2011

Taco Bell

Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.

Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?

by methane king January 26, 2010