T-P Treatment

The "TOTAL PACKAGE" treatment. TP treatment includes anything that could possibly happen during a sexual encounter.

She gave me the T-P treatment on the first date.

by Odecko.COM January 10, 2007

T-P Treatment

I need a definition here.

From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"

by allnighthite October 12, 2006

T-P Treatment

When a woman uses her tongue like "Toilet Paper" to lick your asshole clean.

From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"

by Jaycobjns August 15, 2017

T.P.M.F.B.

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.

I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.

by Pezuss July 24, 2011

T.P.T.

Noun. Trailor Park Trash. This term is not gender/age/race specific.

At the community pool on free admission day you'll see alot of T.P.T.

A person may be considered T.P.T. by the smell, clothing, attitude, demeanor, or lack of proper grammar.

by Frankis January 20, 2006

T.P.S. Report

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.

"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."

by Lindsey September 15, 2006

T-P-pubes

The dried left over particles caught in your ass hair after wiping from a sloppy shit.

while washing my ass, i found a lot of T-P-Pubes caught in my hairy ass

by kevin oneill January 15, 2006