T-Pain

verb: the act of beating someone or something up for general douche-like behavior

also, the feeling of getting beaten up.

"Dude, I'm gonna t-pain some chads tonight."

"Man, that 3 lbs of bacon is totaly t-paining my stomach."

by Spartacus1085 May 15, 2009

t-paine

Thomas Jefferson's affectionate nickname for Thomas Paine, Revolutionary-era intellectual, musician, and author or co-author of "Common Sense," "The Rights of Man feat. Yung Napoleon," and "Declaration of Skindependence."

T-Paine: I'm in luv wit the Republic, g.
George Washington: Yes, but you haven't answered my question: should we launch the revolution?
T-Paine: Talk to Franklin... This war is all about the Benjamin, man.

by Egregious Groper August 5, 2008

T-Pained

The act of falling in love with a stripper. The term originated from the song 'I'm in love with a stripper' by rapper T-Pain.

I just got a lap dance in that strip club. She totally T-Pained me.
I've just been T-Pained.

by Jamjar.com May 23, 2014

T Pain

Testicle pain. The pain that results from impact to testicles.

"Hey careful with those juggling balls....uurrrrrrrgggghhhhh....you just gave me t pain"

by nomanature April 2, 2009

t-pain

1)Testicle pain/the feeling you get when an elf knees you in the nuts with 2.538 tons of force

1)I got hit it the nuts so I have major t-pain.

by PayumGanztaNDaHood January 5, 2009

T-pain

That awful pain one gets when they receive a tomahawk axe in the back

Guy 1: Dude, is that a tomahawk axe stuck in your back?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i've been getting serious t-pain for days...

by Mev90 April 13, 2009

t-pain

1. A "musical" artist that does not know how to sing but instead relies on a machine to do it for him. And he insists on buying drinks for girls, most likely to spike them with a roofie because he sucks and would never get with a girl because everyone should hate him. Bottom line, he is the worst thing that has ever happened to the music entertainment industry

kid 1. Dude did you buy t-pain's new single on itunes? Its the bomb!
kid 2. No, I would rather slit my wrists than pay for his music

by zshobz September 24, 2009