system requirements

the amount of a needed item you require to perform

Damn her system requirements are more than i can handle!

by Icenate February 3, 2004

system requirements

Minimum computer hardware needed to run a program or additional piece of hardware.

"Can I run Windows XP on my 486?"
"A 486 doesn't meet the system requirements for XP, it's too old"

by samurai January 29, 2004

system requirements

What the application you're trying to launch needs from your computer in order to run it. If your hardware sucks, it's time to buy new stuff.

<Human> Can I run this game?
<Nerd> OMFG, n000! teh yuor maegahurtz is teh fux0red!!1!!

by HentaiGeek January 31, 2004

system requirements

The minimum statistics something must have to run.

System Requirements:
30GB hard drive space
233 MHz processor

by Ryan January 31, 2004

system requirements

How good your computer has to be to play the latest new video game.

If you are actually checking the system requirements, you probly need to upgrade.

by spanky January 28, 2004

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

system requirements

the power your computer needs to do something.

The system requirements on this program is too high for my computer to handle.

by parkedcar February 5, 2004