T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome

T.D.S. is a little-known syndrome that manifests itself usually during online forum discussions of a political nature. While sharing the same initials as the famous "Trump Derangement Syndrome," it is loosely related to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in that discussions regarding Trump end up being "deflected" to an unrelated topic, hence "Tim Deflection Syndrome." It can happen with any case at any time, though.

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -

Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"

by JChar!es March 5, 2022

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014

D.L.L.R. Syndrome

(Desire to Love and be Loved to Return SYNDROME)
someone who loves to be loved... or rather he/she needs to be shown instead told that he/she is loved

some girls (or boys) have D.L.L.R. Syndrome becuase they are brats

girl:*I wish someone would show me love by giving me flowers or something instead being told "i love u"*
boy:*walks up and gives flowers*Here i got these for you.
girl:OH thank you i love you so much!*hug*
boy:*man i wish she'd show ME some love in bed*

by animefreak25 November 22, 2011

D.S.I Syndrome

Dumb Shit Intolerant Syndrome. very serious illness which makes affected people cough/sneeze (in hard cases spit in someone's face) everytime they hear dumb shit

-bro we can't be friends anymore
-what happened?
-i am suffering from 4th stage D.S.I Syndrome

by altu.wwz May 30, 2020

Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS)

It's when someone famous dies all the fake fans come out and say they cared so much about the dead person but everyone knows they didn't. Also when you see someone wearing a shirt of the dead person only after they died and wouldn't have it if the person was still alive.

Idiot: OMG I cant believe that persons dead, I loved all of their work and it was soo inspiring.

Guy: bull shit you did, you just have Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS). How did you feel about that person last week.
Idiot:...idk

by Psyco6 April 5, 2012

dick eating syndrome - DES

Dicke Eating Syndrome A.K.A DES- When someone is such a little bitch or suck up that they just eat piles and piles of dick all day just to try to get anyone to like them

"Hey did you hear Skyler went up to the professor to rat out the gang"
"Yeah I heard that...what does she have DES or something"
"Yeah she eats a lot of dicks so she must have "dick eating syndrome - DES"

by MadDawg179 November 13, 2013

Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS)

a female, typically blonde, who lacks brain cells. the signs of DBS usually come clear in teenage years. DBS has no cure so far and the chances is low that there will ever be one. one can only truly understand it if they have it.
a person suffering with DBS will

* be confused

*vocabulary will be limited and often results to "fuck this fucking fuck"

*make bad decisions and then have a meltdown about it later

*does peace sign a lot after saying a sentence or just out of the middle of know where

*does not do class work ever ever ever

*is really repatative repetitive

*never does assignments and plays coolmathgames instead

*doesnt know what many words mean

*speak their mind often

*are dramatic and over exaggerate

*are dumb

there is no cure yet for Dumb Bitch Syndrome but in rare cases people can grow out of it although there will forever be a little inside of you

good girl; supposedly he died

girl suffering from DBS; what's supposedly

friend; how can you not know that

girl suffering from DBS; I have fucken Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS) m8

by skettyassbitches August 27, 2019