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Syndrome of a Down

System of a Down's retarded cousin band. Typically, the band is kept chained to the furnace in the basement when not on tour/field trip. Known for their colourful finger painted album covers, Syndrome of a Down is a vocal advocate for public acceptance of Velcro shoes, the destigmatization of sweat pants, and an end to cruel and unusual haircuts. Often their lyrics will focus on current issues of the day, such as having pooped one's pants, being given a time out, or not getting chocolate pudding for lunch. Syndrome of a Down's musical style has been likened to the sound one would expect to be caused by trying to cram a live cat down a toilet, bashing pots and pans together randomly, constant electrical feedback, and random guitar sounds, all of which are combined into some of the most horrendous "music" ever made.
Syndrome of a Down pulled up to the venue in their short bus. Once the handler had got them off the bus, they walked in together, each hanging on to the belt of the person in front of them. They then played their set, leaving the audience speechless and in a state resembling PTSD. After the show, the band went to McDonald's to celebrate a job well done.
by Greg the Angry Pole February 5, 2008
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Syndrome's Law

The viewpoint that, if every individual item can be defined as , then none of them do.
The term comes from the 2004 Pixar film "The Incredibles", wherein the main antagonist, Buddy "Syndrome" Pine, states,
"... when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super, no one will be."
"If every character is broken and overpowered, then none of them are"
That's what's referred to as "Syndrome's Law"
by JKPwnage January 19, 2019
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Syndrome Syndrome

This syndrome is what all modern doctors have been showing symptoms of. It's where they can't stop making up syndromes and disorders to diagnose people with. And they're only making them up in order to make more medications, which in turn make more money. These syndromes include ADD, ADHD, and "Restless Legs Syndrome".
Examples of 2 doctors who have Syndrome Syndrome:

Guy: "And like, I have these weird muscle spasms, where I can't keep my legs still when I'm trying to go to sleep."
Doctor: "Oh yeah? Well, that must be uh... Restless Legs Syndrome. Yeah, that's it. Here's the medication you're gonna need to take to treat it..."

Woman: "My child is so hyper! I know he's only five, but I just wanna sit around and watch TV! Why can't I just sit around and watch TV without my kid getting into stuff?"
Doctor: "Because he has ADD. Here, give him some of this, it should calm him down."
by Squishy Cool August 12, 2006
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Syndrome Mouth

An unintentional over posed facial expression, expressed in the lips to look sexy while taking pictures, to give a fuller lip effect or more intriguing facial profile on camera. Characterized as the lower lip or general mouth region being over relaxed and droopy, giving the "syndrome mouth" appearance, which ultimately makes them look like a joke.
Director: Give me the "I know you want me" look.
Amateur model: *posing the syndrome lip instead*
Director: Your lips are over relaxed. Look more stern and regain your posture.
Amateur model: *continues to look like a goof*
Director: Gahh you're still giving me that syndrome mouth look!
by Gianna Da Vinci December 19, 2010
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Syndrome syndrome

A term named after the antagonist Syndrome from The Incredibles, describing a cast of characters that are all so overwhelmingly powerful that when scaled with each other become nothing more than ordinary.
Make sure the characters in your story don’t have Syndrome syndrome, or none of them will stand out.
by aet8 June 9, 2018
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Syndrome (descriptive)

Syndrome Is used to describe something that is not working or is just generally Shiite.
In a sentence, syndrome (descriptive)
you're such a syndrome
Ur relationship is a syndrome

Craig is being syndrome
That food tastes like absolute syndrome
by Goonicus the unwavering October 11, 2019
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Syndrome D

Syndrome D is a dumb ass bitch that tries to sound super smart but isn't.
by babla13579 December 15, 2021
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