fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.

Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.

by PositiveZero March 7, 2007

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Synchronized Skating

A team of 12-20 figure skaters who move across the ice as a unit. Synchronized Skating is most popular in the Scandinavian countries and North America. Team Surprise of Sweden holds the record of being the most decorated team in history, holding 5 World Championship titles. Miami University is the most decorated team affiliated with a university, winning the only World Championship medal for the US to date. Miami University is also the current US National Champion.

The Synchronized Skating team of Miami University has won US Nationals 3 times, and are the current National Champions.

by Betsey's Gold May 3, 2009

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Synchronized Pegging

When two women wearing strap on's pile drive a man in the ass.

Mistress Rachel and Mistress Katelyn needed to punish their boytoy so they gave him a round of synchronized pegging.

by PRTastic September 10, 2016

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Men's Synchronized Diving

Quite possibly the gayest Olympic event ever.

A: Is that the Ambiguously Gay Duo diving into the pool?

B: No, it's Men's Synchronized Diving.

by Assweepay2 July 31, 2012

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synchronized douchebags

When there are two cars in front of you on a two-lane road going exactly the same speed, preventing you from passing. Can be expanded for three or more lanes, or even walking behind people on the sidewalk.

I would have been here earlier but these damn synchronized douchebags on the Parkway didn't let me pass for 20 miles!

by purplecowboy September 11, 2009

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