Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.

Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.

by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013

swooter

noun; sweaty cooter.

Those tight polyester pants, combined with the 95% humidity, and jogging the marathon gave her a swooter.

by rudy j snack May 23, 2007

swoofer

When your dog comes through the kitchen seeking food that may have fallen on the floor.

I dropped part of my sandwich, and if course the dog came swoofering through to eat it before I could pick it up.

by theeTSM January 27, 2014

Boggle Snoozer

Saying goodbye to the people around you in an informal way. (Bye bye, losers!)

"Hey, you boggle snoozer!"

by AshtonTheSeagull November 2, 2022

Super Dooper Swooper Hater

A guy who swoop's in on a girl that his friend is trying to talk to, get some play from, or is already getting play from. You can only call a friend a "Super Dooper" if he is a good friend. Any regular guy off the street is allowed to swoop, but if a good friend swoops on you then he is given the title "Super Dooper". A swooper is a milder version of a Super Dooper Swooper Hater.

"Damn Kyle, you knew I was fuckin' with her, you're a hater, a Super Dooper Swooper Hater!"

by Nick T Moore November 7, 2008

snoozer

An unbelievably boring, useless meeting at work, probably impeding on your lunch hour, or happening right after lunch, at which you find it impossible to pay attention because the guy leading the meeting sucks, what he is talking about sucks, and all you can think about is going to the breakroom later with your hott chick friend to talk about her weekend.

Good lord, that planning meeting yesterday was a freakin snoozer. I think that wanker guy Jim caught me with my eyes closed at least twice.

by LevelHeadedBoy August 18, 2017

Sloozer

n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.

man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.

by Bexxx June 2, 2004