Swoner

A male erection caused by excitement related to working out or getting your pump on.

Swoll+boner=swoner.

Friend 1: "Dude, look at this tool decked out in Tapout."

Friend 2: "What a douche, he's probably got a swoner thinking about repetitively lifting heavy shit."

Ex.2 "Dude i have a throbbing swoner, it won't go away till I hit the gym.......... WTF!!!!! Did you use the rest of my muscle milk!?!"

by NonProfitProphet January 25, 2010

Swoner

A swoner is a guy who "Swoops in with a Boner" a Swoner. This guy is the guy at work, in your group of friends or acquaintances (all LDS single wards have one) who is the first person to introduce himself to the new girl. This goes beyond being friendly. The swoner introduces himself, flirts, offers help to the new girl if she needs it, all with the hopes of getting his foot in the door before any other guy.

"Did you meet the new girl?"
"I was going to but Craig was talking to her already."
"Man, he's such a swoner."

by MSprak September 14, 2012

swollerbear

Feel very stupid for one's actions. To be especially swoll as hell.

jackie was swollerbear when she found out the man she was dating had crabs.

by Ptrickzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 27, 2007

Swoltering

A word used by chavy kids in Manchester. It means sweating.

"Oh my god it's so hot I'm swoltering"

by _wtf' July 26, 2016

Swoner

When you get a boner in sweatpants.

Bouncer: Sorry sir your not permitted in here dressed like that.
Me: Why is that?
Bouncer: Our dancers don’t want to be poked by your swoner!

by HairBear619 December 20, 2020

Swoller

To get bigger in muscle mass or size

Steve has gotten swoller ever since he started working out.

by gbdanny1 September 12, 2021

Swoner

Mix between Swag Boner, used to describe a superb dick. Man with a magical penis as some might say

Woman 1: My god he had a Swoner
Woman 2: Oh did he mix you up
Woman 1: Best Dick I've ever had

by GettingJiggy March 9, 2022