Slize

Variation of shapes

I couldnt decide the slize for my new desighn of the glass table top

by Rolly 337 October 5, 2019

Size 13 Nikes

If you wear these shoes you may have the hardest life.. try MENS size 13 Nike’s. No one beats you

John: I was in a car accident

Avery: you think that’s bad. I wear size 13 nikes...men’s size 13 nikes

John: *goes in shock because of how bad he situation is and forgets he’ll never be able to walk again*

by Just wanted to put one thing October 5, 2019

Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.

When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.

by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008

industrial sized bag of douche

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss

my brother is such an industrial sized bag of douche

by xenu! May 22, 2008

bite-size

Someone who is small and tiny, is often known as "bite-size"

Grass, you are like...bite-size

by breadfromNYC June 2, 2011

foot size

Another word for penis length.

"you really have a crush on him? Have you seen the size of his feet?!"

"Foot size doesn't matter.."

by YaWhy October 22, 2015

Size Lord

The AlphaChads of a production based career or endeavor. A legendary sales god that moves weight like Pablo.
A size lord closes more deals in a week than you’ll ever get your grimy hands on in your entire lifetime. Size lords are monstrous producers in whatever industry they decide to slam their magnum dongs into and take no prisoners while doing so. Finance, insurance, real estate, dope game, auto sales, arms dealing, etc. - whatever their field, size lords out perform the rest of the 99% and spend their fat stacks on deal sleds that scream “this guy fucks”.

“Sam just crushed this cold call bro. Closed the dude like 4 times and got the deal back in house already signed by legal and ready to close.”

“That’s because Sam is a fucking size lord”

“I wish we weren’t interns anymore”

by salesmammoth July 14, 2021