Swivel Molt

A Moltar belonging to a specific 'Poltar' person group (See Poltar), but having the characteristic of possession of one or more Swivel-Style cellular phone carrying devices. To be classified as a true Swivel the Swivel must satisfy two necessary conditions: 1. it must be clipped on the exterior of a garment and not in a pocket or interior position, and readily accessible and visible. 2. The Swivel apparatus must always be perpendicular to the ground, regardless of the position of the carrier, this is also a diagnostic test which will determine if the Swivel joint is properly lubricated and/or positioned. Evidence as to the origin of the Swivel points towards the late 1990's.

"An accountant I knew had a cellular phone that he wore in a Swivel style phone case and it was always clipped on his jeans between his zipper and his pocket so that he could easily reach it if a client called. Others called him a Swivel Molt, and he was the most boring man I ever knew but damn if he didn't have a sweet lookin Swivel" -- Anonymous

by Travonius April 25, 2006

Swivel Thongs

Rubber type footwear used when having rough, dirty sex with another person bent over a swivel chair, usually used for the purpose of better grip when in position but may also be used to "slap" your partner for the purpose of teasing.

I need a new pair of swivel thongs because I have worn a hole in mine.

by Ajadekiss November 26, 2010

Swiffer Swivel Sweeper

When a girl gives exceptionally good oral sex.

Damn, she touchin places i didn't know existed. She must got that Swiffer Swivel Sweeper or somethin!

by uhgoiajoijdfaoi September 25, 2009

The 3-way swivel

A variation of the Spit Roast. Whilst one person is servicing 2 partners from both ends, the partners then, in sync with each other, spin the servicing member without removing themselves from said member. Best done when the fishing is slow on a boat, preferably with a woman under 110lbs.

Thank God we had Cindy on board. The fishing sucked but we were able to rig up The 3-way swivel. She got sea sick afterwards but it doesn’t matter because we got ours.

by Swivel mi timbers October 7, 2018

swivel-eyed

Insane, but tinfoil-hat insane, not mentally-ill insane.

The swivel-eyed loon was convinced aliens were monitoring him.

by a life preserver fell on me March 16, 2011

Swivelly Dingo

when you are caught mid coitus with a partner you should not be with. When you're in a situation and you somehow avoid a larger confrontation and escape

When after a few too many drinks your girlfriend catches you mid coitus with her identical twin sister and you leave via the window. "Oh you swivelly Dingo you! "

by JMRM January 19, 2021

Swivel Chair Patrol

Another name for the Civil Air Patrol. While this name may sound like we don't do much, we actually do alot. The swivel chair just helps us do it in the quickest possible way.

Cadet: Why are we call the Swivel Chair Patrol?

Senior Member: Because we do more than the Boy Scouts and JROTC combined.

by CadetKid November 19, 2009