Smithering

To "Smither" which meant to be a female trapped in a males body

Stop Smithering Smithers

by Ben Austwick January 26, 2005

Withering Tights

Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights

The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'

Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.

by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013

Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.

What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.

by the gypo May 23, 2018

spittering

what you do when you see someone littering

she was spittering at the boy who was littering

by Abby Haith January 25, 2018

shittering

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.

I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?

by dnask8 May 14, 2009

shwittering

to take a shit while doing the twitter thang

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"

by toenail78 May 5, 2008

slithering snake

When a couple is in the process of intercourse, and the male loses all control of his penis, and it starts going everywhere like a snake.

"Last night, me and Amy were in bed, and I had a slithering snake."

by *fapping noises* December 13, 2015