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Swiss Fucking Cheese

A phrase often used while getting angry at the Impossible Game because you couldn't beat level 2. Used on RoosterTeeth's Rage Quit.
<Playing The Impossible Game> Alright you got this, you got this you square motherfucker....you got the *dies* s...Swiss Fucking Cheese, God Dammit!
by Sypher2015 April 6, 2013
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swiss cheesed

To get wet up with an AK47. The multiple bullet holes are like the holes in swiss cheese.
Man 1: Hey my dude, wanna come bangin' with me and the crew?

Man 2: Naw man I'm straight. One of these days you gonna get swiss cheesed up.

Man 1: Fuck that shit.
by John B AKA JustBlaze216 January 14, 2008
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Swiss Rollin

Swiss rollin is when you stick a swiss roll or any other cylindrical shaped food into a girls vagina and eat it out
Last night me and all the boys went home to our bitches and we were swiss rollin all night
by Swiss Miss666 November 10, 2010
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Obama Swiss

It's like a better version of Obbasdwiss, but it's Obama. It's a describes how swiss Obama is.
by Danielmigod March 12, 2021
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Swiss army knife

"This Swiss army knife is a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"
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Swiss colony beef log

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!
by symple jack April 1, 2009
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Swiss'ed Up

Getting unnecessarilly hammered with no regard for consequences or prior comitments to work or social events yet maintaining a certain level of dignity and functionality in society.
Guy 1- "Dude, Its friday night, i have court in the morning, i dont care, im getting SWISSED UP tonight kid."

Guy 2- " I was Swiss'ed up today while i was performing open heart surgery, i dont think they knew"
by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011
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