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Alabama Swimrace

2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.
Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
by 16yearoldboi April 8, 2017
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swimgasm

(noun). a physical or emotional shiver that travels through the body, including but not limited to causing irregular heart palpitations, raising blood pressure, and forming goose bumps, when thinking about, or watching, an unbelieveable swim;
often causes loss of motor skills; usually occur when watching olympians race, particularly Michael Phelps, Jason Lezak, Ryan Lochte, Amanda Beard, Natalie Coughlin, or any of the other smokin hot USA swimmers!
"Wow, watching Phelps swim that 100 yard butterfly gives me a swimgasm!"


"That U.S. men's 4X100 freestyle relay gave me the most amazing swimgasm ever. I can't feel my legs..."
by Katelyn Mascoto October 9, 2008
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swimnasium

"Hey guys, screw jesse, lets go play on the swimnasium"
by Lauren Heather April 30, 2007
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Swimfan

The act of calling someone repeatedly, instead of leaving a voicemail the caller will simply hang up and continue to redial 5-100 times or until the caller answers.
I have no idea where that bitch is- I have been swimfanning her all night.

I really liked that guy but then I got totally wasted and swimfanned him at 4am, and now he is totally over me.

That girl is a total swimfan- thats how you know she has been drinking.
by Marie Elena January 12, 2009
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Swimcap

This is a move best pulled in a warmer environment. The art of pulling your scrotum over your fist, resembling a swimcap.
"When I turned around he was giving me the swimcap!"
by medic980 February 24, 2009
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swimable

Used when talking about a body of water (usually a swimming pool) when you can still swim in it but its not fully ready.
I could still jump in the pool but it not yet swimable.
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swimradturtle

wow your such a swimradturtle
by Reese'sPuffs171 November 9, 2020
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