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Human swim cap 

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.
Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
Human swim cap by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023

swim cap 

To insert ones head into a females vagina
yo last night the girls vag was so big she swim capped me
swim cap by 1231234 February 12, 2009

Swim cap Penetration 

When you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman's vagina.
Pablo: hey, Phil. Did you and Linda have a good anniversary?
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!

Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.

Pink Swim Cap 

Before sexual intercourse a bald male first shaves off his or the females pubic hair. Then pours a bowl (or glass) of his own semen on his head and proceeds to place the pubes onto his noggin. After securing the pubic hair toupee the man spreads the womans vagina and shoves his head inside of the "Pink Swim Cap".
"Dude when I gave that chick a pink swim cap it reminded me of the days when I had a full head of hair."
Pink Swim Cap by Themailman May 6, 2005
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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