Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

Swifter

Slur used to denote Taylor Swift fans, usually used in a pejorative context to assert superior musical taste or as an ad homimen to attack the character of the person presenting an argument instead of attacking the argument.

Person A: "Yo, you heard the new Taylor Swift album ?"
Person B: "What you think I'm some sort of fucking swifter ?"

by rex nihilum November 3, 2025