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Swiftnial

Someone who tells people that they don't like Taylor Swift but secretly loves her music and everything about her.
I can't believe Tracy isn't going to the Taylor Swift concert and says she dosen't even like her. She is just in swiftnial because she can't afford tickets.
by Beerlord69 January 26, 2020
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down with the swiftness

a phrase used to describe a skillful move requring excellent reflexes, often used while playing basketball or hacky sack.

Inspired by the song Down With The Sickness by numetal band Disturbed.
"That steal was down with the swiftness"
or
"I'm down with the swiftness today, my reflexes are on"
by Rhyn July 30, 2008
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swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.
lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.
by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010
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swiftnuts

A rare mental illness that is characterized by an erroneous inflated belief in ones physical attractiveness which results in an inability to pass a mirror without stopping to stare wistfully at ones reflection. Other side effects may include, but are not limited to, excessive, irritating smiling and loud, obnoxious social laughter.
Did you see how Johnny keeps stopping in front of mirrors to comb his hair? I think he’s going a little swiftnuts.

What’s up with little Mikey smiling at every woman that walks by? If he wasn’t so swiftnuts he might actually be able to get a girlfriend!
by swiftnutty January 15, 2011
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