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A stupid response to send to someone if you don’t know what to say
Brad: Yo dude, my mom just had a miscarriage

Nelson:Sween
Brad: this isn’t funny man
Nelson:Sween
Sween by Terry sandwitch February 1, 2023
A virgin with snakes.

Uses the phrase “umm actually ☝️🤓”
Omg, look it’s sween, a virgin with snakes.

“Um actually, I have had sex before I SWEAR”
Sween by Ultimate pussy magnet January 22, 2024

Sween-Dawg 

A fat highschool teacher who looks like a 100 year old Cabbage Patch kid. Also is so fat her hands sit own her own lap.
Sween-Dawg tryed to played with my taint
Sween-Dawg by j0rokfp7uyhgt May 24, 2004

weed sween 

similar to whiskey dick, this is when a man has smoked so much marijuana that he can no longer get an erection
Bob: Rick, hit this.
Rick: Only if you promise I won't get weed sween later, I'm tryin' to get laid.
Bob: I promise.
weed sween by rookNpb May 16, 2010

Fat Sween 

An overweight dog or pig that won't stop eating until it rolls over and can't get back up.
The fat sween is enjoying its bowl of food.
Fat Sween by Papichulo666 January 23, 2017

Austin Sween 

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.
Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL
Austin Sween by Creekhead November 15, 2019