swedish jacuzzi

A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids

Dad: Hey kids I’m home!

Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi

by Yanguskhan69 September 30, 2020

swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.

"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"

by ndrago1 February 10, 2017

sweding

Re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.

In the most potentially funny film of 2008 ‘Be Kind, Rewind‘, Jack Black and Mos Def must re-record classic movies to replace broken VHS tapes. The process is described in the film as sweding, or “re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.”

by Morten Folkvord February 14, 2008

Noble Swedish

When a gentleman and partner consensually engage in this worldly act begining with anal sex until ejaculation. Then upon completion the cock is pulled out and the balls and scrotum are inserted into the freshly jizzed in ass. Next, the hot freshly shit-cum glazed sack is removed from the ass and the gravy coated or 'Swedish' meatballs are presented for the partner to feast upon.

Dude, I can’t believe you gave your girl a Noble Swedish on the Matterhorn-It IS the happiest place on Earth!

by Probert October 1, 2007

Swedish Neck Pillow

1. A Swedish made pillow, esp. one used to support the neck while sleeping.
2. In sex, when a man ejaculates on to the nape of a female and allows the semen to dry, creating a support for the cervical region of the neck.

My friend Kyle gave Fat Suzi a Swedish neck pillow last night to enhance their pleasure.

by Andrew Boston January 28, 2008

Swedish House Mafia

A collaboration of the insanely talented Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso, and formerly Eric Prydz. Music not to be played quietly.

"One" by Swedish House Mafia just got re-released.

by LMRLANCS1 August 5, 2010

Swedeaphile

An ardent admirer of Swedish technological and cultural acheivements and perhaps a more appropiate/inappropiate descripiton when compared to usage for other nations.Canadaphile

The Swedish provision of healthcare by local authorities has a lot to teach those that prefer national systems. I am a Swedeaphile on this subject.
(Birkbeck College, 2003)

by R.Jones December 9, 2008