sagging

wearing ones pants around the hips so that they sag down and bunch up around the ankles. Originally, this was a prison thing that signified that you were another prisoner's property, ie bitch. Punks were forced to wear their pants this way so it would be easier for their masters to pull their pants down and butt-fuck them. Somehow this became a 1990's fashion trend. I learned this from watching a TV special on prison life. The inmate who related the story was an elderly black gentleman who had been sentenced to life in prison and had been there for over fifty years. He marveled how such a mark of shame became a fashion statement. He said that younger inmates don't believe him when he tells them but swears it's the truth. I believed him. I also think they should let him out already, he's like 80 and I don't think he represents a threat to society.

Look at any wanna-be gangster (wankster) How the hell are you supposed to run from cops with your pants around your hips and your shoes unlaced anyway. If any of these little punk-asses actually did anything bad enough to get them thrown in the slammer they would no doubt shortly find out exactly what saggy pants are good for.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

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Bilbo Swaggins

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.

Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!

by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011

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slangington

the best language to ever exist

add -ington to the end of every important word in ya sentence

Person 1: Bruh you're so weirdington, fuck you oppington.
Person 2: I swear to godington, i'll pull a glockington on yo assington
Person 3: Ion mean to interrupt but what language yall speaking, its tuffa than a hoe
Person 1 + 2: SLANGINGTON!!

by aariz & luca November 29, 2022

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the stanggang

A group of over zealous losers who enjoy spending their friday nights in the parking lots of Wendys or Old Chigago pizzerias thinking they are the coolest thing to happen to the ford mustang in it's 48 year existence, when the harsh reality of it is that they are either A)gay, B)old, C)ugly, D)a complete tool, or E) all four.

The average stanggang member has a weakass mustang, possibly still lives with his/her parents and is for all intents and purposes... a complete asshat. They tend to recommend you to speed shops in the local area who like to completely fuck up your car and take all of your money, such as SnR Performance and Real Speed for example. Inreturn the moderators do not let anyone "bash" any of these "vendors" or speed shops due to their anti-drama policy, which inturn casuses anti-drama drama.

Despite having "high performance" cars they put down and bash street racing at any chance they get, as if none of them have ever done it. They prefer to run their slow ass cars on the dynos because supposedly "it's the same as racing" a quote made by one of their speed shop vendors. I guess that makes sense for them considering none of them actually know how to drive their cars. :faggotshit:

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the stanggang is faggotshit.
tim cannot drive his mustang, so he fried his clutch 3 times.
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by stuntman mike October 30, 2007

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