Your mother should have swallowed you

You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.

"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.

by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009

Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas

'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'

by BombDogged October 4, 2016

you swallow

1. A term used after "You Suck" meaning that they swallow the cum but they just suck.

2. A stupid comeback after "You Suck" even though they cannot swallow when the dick is inside of their mouth.

Bob: "You suck as this."

Joe: "I may suck but you swallow."

by The Big Sad. December 28, 2021

swallowing flies

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.

Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.

by MBisaBP December 20, 2005

ShallowSide

A Broward hood by that goes by 1900 blk or ShallowSide where niggas would really blow your head off.

A dem ShallowSide jits play no games. Watch who u size.

by Dudley 1900 October 29, 2020

u swallow

a bomb ass comeback to "you suck" When someone says you suck, respond with you swallow, and their embarresment levels will be off the charts

daniel: lmao, you like math? u suck
ryan: u swallow

daniel: *dies due to overwhelming embarresement*

by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 13, 2018

Pork Sword Swallower

One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.

My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.

by Craven Snatch January 7, 2009