When its just the shaft, not the tip. You must be certain NOT to touch the tip. Acceptable as a passtime, ultimatum, insult, war cry, philosophy or cheer- one things for certain: you're gonna have a hard time.
"Quinn caught Terran shafting it in the Walmart bathroom... Wasnt the first time, won't be the last"
"You will do this now! Screamed Edwards mom, but killed replied as cool as a cucumber 'nah I'll just shaft it'"
"As Thomas scored the final kill, he air shaftef it as an ultimate insult to all the noobs he just wrecked"
"SHAFT IT!!!! Andrew screamed as he plunged into battke butt naked weilding seventeen katanas"
"So what do you believe in? Gary asked Neil, 'Me, I just shaft it...and Shrek..."
"I just smoked the fattest lick of dank swamp kush ever! I'm cheeck faded now yo, better shaft it!"
"You will do this now! Screamed Edwards mom, but killed replied as cool as a cucumber 'nah I'll just shaft it'"
"As Thomas scored the final kill, he air shaftef it as an ultimate insult to all the noobs he just wrecked"
"SHAFT IT!!!! Andrew screamed as he plunged into battke butt naked weilding seventeen katanas"
"So what do you believe in? Gary asked Neil, 'Me, I just shaft it...and Shrek..."
"I just smoked the fattest lick of dank swamp kush ever! I'm cheeck faded now yo, better shaft it!"
by Foxymama77 May 12, 2014
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Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".
Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.
Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.
Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?
Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!
Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.
Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.
Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?
Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!
by MiamiMan August 26, 2012
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Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!
Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!
by mr.timmah December 13, 2012
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Get the Wank Shafting Haribo mug.The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!
Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"
Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"
Girl 1 - "Course I did!"
*enter Ewan*
Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"
Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"
*Rusty shafting comences*
Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"
Girl 1 - "Course I did!"
*enter Ewan*
Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"
Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"
*Rusty shafting comences*
by Paco-dude July 3, 2009
Get the Rusty Shafting mug.Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.
"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"
by SP FTW August 22, 2012
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