swaffy

A swaffy is the little evil pixie villain who comes to you when you smoke weed laced with an unknown hallicinagin.

The swaffy told him to run to sheriff's house naked for safety from the gun man!

by Loving_Idiotism July 1, 2017

Swiffers Bardagulan (SB)

The main characters and the baddest bitches in town wbk! (TFFC wishes)

"TFFC members are a bunch of Swiffers Bardagulan (SB) rejects"

"That duck over there next to Swiffers Bardagulan looks like TFFC"

by sbthemaincharacterswbk! April 11, 2021

swifferrifle

she is a very cool tiktoker 🤧❤️‼️ i love her <3

she is a very epic person ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

go follow her or die <33

me: go follow swifferrifle 🔫🥺
you: no, you fat bitch <3
me follow her or die 🔫👹

by poggikillua <3 April 15, 2021

swaffle

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

by Captain Picards January 11, 2009

swaffel

slapping a object or person with your penis. the best way to do this is when it is half stiff and the biggest weight is on the top of the penis.

auwch, that dude just swaffelt me

by sander v May 15, 2008

swaffer

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Swiffer wet jet

The ultimate form of a duster.

Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.

by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011