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everywhere like such as

f) this all went over my head; everything you just said is a brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency.
g) a completely charming and diplomatic way to say wtf.

The phrase was coined by Lauren Caitlin Upton who gained international recognition for her brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency to a question posed to her during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.
Q: What is the square of the charge of the electron divided by the speed of light times Planck’s constant.
A: ...everywhere like such as

For texting on a phone, IM, etc. this phrase been abbreviated to ELSA

Q: AMRMTYFTS (all my room mates thank you for the show)
A: ELSA?
by Konrad Roeder November 11, 2007
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Snutch Oven

noun, verb: Based on the term dutch oven, to fart underneath the covers. It is the act of farting beneath your Snuggie, the blanket with sleeves, then pulling the Snuggie over your head forcing yourself to smell it.
"You know you love the smell of your own flatulence, you're always giving yourself a snutch oven."

"The only reason I would ever wear something as lame as the Snuggie is just so I could eat beans and snutch oven myself."
by cheecheejotcherss May 13, 2009
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don't be such a sputnik

A sputnik is a guy who orbits around a woman, pretending to be her friend, with the ulterior and covert motive of becoming her lover.

Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.
Max, don't be such a sputnik! You do her homework daily but haven't even asked her out yet.
by keepexploring April 28, 2020
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Such a piss

-the inverse of "clutch"
-another tense of "to be pissed off"
- when something seems really great, but...
So clutch Mr. Ruddy is showing us a movie in class today, but such a piss, he makes us take notes
by Rossgbell January 1, 2017
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plum satchel

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.
by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010
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Such baby

Phrase/Adjective; used when describing something very cute or adorable, like a baby.
Oh my god that cat is such baby!!”
by BrigieBridge December 1, 2020
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weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20
homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"
by BeevyStee March 14, 2009
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