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slustard

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items
"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"
by listypoos September 20, 2004
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subtarded

The state of mind engendered by any level of sleep deprivation, most notably accompanied by a highly likelihood of laughing--often hysterically--at something that, with a normal night's sleep, would normally be categorically unfunny.
I don't know what that kid just said, but I'm subtarded enough to think it was funny
by Hipp April 23, 2005
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subtard

A subtard is like a leotard, but you wear it on your head.

Can also be used as an adjective to mean above-average.
"Will, we're gonna be so late. Just grab your subtard and let's go!"

"Wow, that was a real subtard performace, Mary. Way to go!"
by Mary Barry October 1, 2009
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sus-tard

Someone who does both sus and retarded things at the same time.
Guy 1: *moans audibly for no reason*
Guy 2: Yo can you stop acting like a sus-tard?
by deathly5682 October 30, 2020
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subtard

1. Low quality idiot intentionally or unintentionally fucking stuff up, being willfully obtuse or acting in bad faith.

2. Credulous subscribers to obviously lying podcasters or presidential candidates that are pathological liars.

3. Egregious grifters and liars trying to make money from subscribers and merch.

"Sub-" from the Latin meaning "under" or "below," typically used to denote inferiority or a position beneath a standard level.
"Tarde" (a fictional Latin word), meaning "to lag behind" or "to delay purposefully," distinct from "tardus."
Transitional Terms:

"Sub-" from Latin indicates inferiority or a lower position. "Tarde," a fictional Latin term, means to delay intentionally, distinct from "tardus."

Root & Etymology:

"Subtardus" (Ancient Rome): Initially in military contexts, it described tactics deliberately slowed to mislead enemies, suggesting cunning over deficiency.

"Soubtarde" (Medieval French): In medieval France, it pejoratively referred to merchants slowing transactions to frustrate competitors or authorities.

"Subtard" (Early Modern English): Used to describe public figures who intentionally slowed their duties, benefiting themselves or harming public interests.

Regional Usage: Widely used in northern European maritime communities, "subtarded" referred to deliberate delays in critical shipping operations, becoming slang among dockworkers and sailors.
- This subtard just said crystals will cure cancer!
- Alex Jones is lying for the money and fame, what a subtard.
- Credulous readers of outlandish conspiracies on substack and X are subtards.
by GrifterTears August 25, 2024
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sistard

derogatory term used in gay on gay conflict; such as when one gay person hates another fellow homo because they think they give the gays a bad name
u are a disgrace of all gays everywhere u sistard !!
by yvngmxllyxo May 4, 2025
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