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Surging Sanders

(As seen on The Daily Show)
When you cum out of nowhere, a.k.a. premature ejaculation.
In reference to Bernie Sanders' unexpected rise, or surge, in the polls against Hilary Clinton in the 2016 presidential race.
Person 1: Hey man, how was last night with Stacy?
Person 2: Dude, not great. About 30 seconds into the act, I had a Surging Sanders.
Person 1: Whatever that means...
by Sanders2016 April 29, 2016
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When President Clinton reminisced about his/her time in office, they had fond memories of surging Sanders. Be it in the Oval Office, or the campaign trail.
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"Man I messed up last night I accidently gave my girl a Surging Sanders."
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When you just cum out of nowhere in the middle of intercourse. This is often unprovoked and shocking to both parties.
I was having intercourse with my Susie 9 months ago and almost fell asleep it was so boring. Out of nowhere I had a Surging Sanders. We had to burn the whole place down.
by Trevor_Noah April 24, 2016
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When a geriatric stud, without the use of any paid-for enhancements, comes out of nowhere & blows everyone away.
Dude, that guy should totally be our President emeritus of our swingers club, he's such a Surging Sanders!!
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1. A term used by comedian Trevor Noah for politicians who are "grumpy as ten old men", good at singing, as well as being democratically socialist (socialist, but allows people to vote for who runs the labor camps). (kappa, just kidding)

2. Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT), a leading voice (see definition 1) on income inequality and the evils of corporations.
1. Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT) was bitten by a radioactive senior citizen as a teenager, giving him the power to become a Surging Sanders.

2. Surging Sanders is running for president in 2016.
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Dammit Bill! I don't need another Surging Sanders!
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