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Superficial

If you like hamburgers, they like hamburgers and sell hamburgers. If you like football, they like football and sell football gear. If you like ice skating, they like ice skating and sell skates. If you like smoking pot or shooting heroin, they like drugs and sell drugs. If you like anything that isnt for sale, you're on your own.
You thought you had a friend, but the superficial guy/girl was pretending to be your friend.
Superficial by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020
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Superficial

Americans are superficial

Superficial

Lacking depth of character or understanding. In the context of people a superficial person, as name suggests is someone who can only think about things on the surface level. Someone you can only "small talk" to, and usually lacks social skills in general.
"This guy kept talking to me about football during the whole party.. I've never seen someone as superficial as him"
Superficial by realsaintt June 12, 2024

superficial love 

Liking or falling for someone just because of their appearance or because it makes them look good.
James is going to ask Annie out only because he thinks she makes him look good in pictures, it's such a superficial love.
superficial love by Xotchitl Ome November 1, 2017

Superficial Responding 

When someone says something to you, you ask them to repeat it and still don't have a clue about, so rather than asking them to repeat again, you stimulate a variety of different responses such as;
Nodding your Head
Smiling and Looking at The person
Looking Down
Agreeing
Looking Concerned

This method of reply is often useful when speaking to people with strong accents, or old people.
Dan: Wow thats a nice watch, how much was that?
Ted: What?
Dan: How much was your watch
Ted: Yes *Smiles* (Superficial Responding)

superficial smile 

A grin or smirk that has bullshit written all over it.

Usually used by con men, marketers , stock brokers, prostitutes, Steve Jobs. You know, the bullshitters.
Bullshitted: Do you think this its a good idea dodging taxes? I mean, I will have more money but won't I get caught?

Bullshitter: No bro, just chill. The system doesn't keep track of EVERYONE'S taxes, just those that get paid handsomely and you my friend are not in this category if I were you I'd use that to my advantage. How do you think I got so rich man? I'm only looking out for your best interest. *Gives superficial smile*
superficial smile by KaLnoX November 3, 2013

superficial crass 

More futile than regular crass, more fistworthy than E-crass, however its not real-because its superficial crass, like sean connerys ass.
superfucial sacrificial the official constanitial ass of crassness.