Suckmaster

The title bestowed upon Dan Cummings, a current cult leader based out of Idaho, USA.

The Suckmaster has directed us to fact check George the Poodle being shot in the head repeatedly.

by Googlizer December 1, 2020

suckamadiculous

When something is so absolutely ridiculous that it merits oral sex.

"The line at the train station was absolutely suckamadiculous. I should be repaid in oral sex for something so proposterous."

by Chicka! April 19, 2006

Suckamadiculous

Something so ridiculous that dick should be sucked over it.

-Hey, thanks for coming to see my play. Did you like it?
- No, in fact, it was suckamadiculous.

by Hoorah March 20, 2006

Suckmahkok

The alternitive excuse for telling someone to shut up.

Guy1: Dude, I heard your girlfriend is a slut!
Guy2: Suckmahkok, bitch! My girlfriend is so not!

by bladerunner345 September 4, 2009

suckometer

A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.

According to my suckometer, my life today isn't too bad. It sucked much worse last week.

by annieoakley April 16, 2010

suckman

describes a faggot or a man who trys to inpress other man (maybe so much that he'd suck them)

Jim's a suckman, you should see how he gets all excited whenever hot guy is in the room!

by Losani Gee December 8, 2007

Suckmasta

Proper Noun
Familiar - Suckmasta Flex

1) One of many terms applicable to rebellious, yet failure prone Atheist youth of Indian desent.

1) You fail Suckmasta.
2) You go Suckmaster Flex, show them scrubs how to suck it up.

by Big Black Steve Francisco October 14, 2004