Smutty Jesus
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
"What's the matter Amelia?"
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023
Get the Smutty Jesus mug.Girlfriend / lover of the protagonist of the infamous sex kitten sim date games, a series of sim-date game spoofs.
Slutty McSlut: Don't worry bab,e I came to save you from that bitch!! Now that you have the magic good Lets watch some good porn fun!!!
by aika092 May 5, 2009
Get the Slutty McSlut mug.When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.
by DO.g March 9, 2004
Get the fuck stutter mug.A person who is typically an old suspect-paedophile who plays video games. This person will normally look young for his age, enough to pull off a ruse of being 18 years old.
A Stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
A Stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
Guy 1: That fellow is walking awfully strange, I wonder what's wrong with him...
Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!
Guy 1: He must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!
Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!
Guy 1: He must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!
by FatherOfAStotty April 18, 2013
Get the Stotty mug.A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.
Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?
Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)
Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!
Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)
Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!
by The Troll of Polska January 15, 2013
Get the Slutty Slurpee mug.(noun)- A term developed to describe a woman of epically sluttish proportions that she requires multiple uses of the word slut to truly convey the extent of her skankiness.
by Gymmy McGymGym March 30, 2009
Get the Slutty McSlutSlut mug.A person who is deemed dirty, disgusting, nasty or trife due to physical appearance and/or personality
-Would you ever date him?
-*Ewww, no. His hair is greasy and he doesn't shower.
-That's so true! He is kind of scutty.
-*Exactly
-*Ewww, no. His hair is greasy and he doesn't shower.
-That's so true! He is kind of scutty.
-*Exactly
by yang yang chi August 29, 2010
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