sturgis brown high school

the crappiest school you'll ever attend. the only good teachers are the fine arts teachers and the english teachers. the school system sucks and the whole school district is just full of druggies with no sense of anything at all. full of just really dumb people.

"strugis brown high school? yeah. it's the worst school in south dakota."
"it's the crappiest school here."

"how would you describe sturgis brown high school?"

"well... it's the crappiest school you'll ever attend. the only good teachers are the fine arts teachers and the english teachers. the school system sucks and the whole school district is just full of druggies with no sense of anything at all. full of just really dumb people!"

"yup. that sums it up."

by noliesonlythetruthfr January 25, 2023

Sturgis Brown High School

A shithole where nobody can peacefully live. There are nothing but annoying ass teachers and students. Mr McCann is throwing shit and drinking piss in the hallways.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how (shit idiot bitch) asked out (bitch idiot shit)?:
Person 2: "Wow I'm going to kill myself"
Person 1: "Do it! This is Sturgis Brown High School"

by idiot motherfucker September 21, 2019

Sturgill

Another name for blow job, (a form of oral sex)

Man that chick gave me an awesome sturgill.

by AM#1 March 27, 2010

Sturoid

Stupid person on steroids, usually used about large male bodybuilders with an apparent mental deficiency.

"...everything was completely fine with the hot chick at the gym until this this sturoid scored her by gargling his dumbells

by Latrocinor May 28, 2012

sturging

when something is "sturging" it usually means it is on the rise or increasing in value. Also referring to go up and a general increase. Also it usualy is defining something that is rising like a Phoenix to an exponential new value.

Those leafs sure are sturging in the standings.

Ssl sure is sturging after that report came one

by Gattz February 20, 2014

Sturged

In negotiations- when a potential buyer askes a lot of questions with no intent to actually buy this wasting all of the sellers time.

Also when the seller comes down on the price for said potential buyer, and the buyer declines. Stating. ”I can buy a new one for that”

Buyer- I know you are asking $10,000 for this Jeep and it’s in incredible shape. Will you take $5,000?

Seller- I have to sell it, yes I will take $6,000
Buyer- can you deliver it 300 miles to my house?

Seller- I will for gas money
Buyer- okay great. Well that’s too much money, I can get a new one for $7000.

(Actual value of Jeep- NADA $12699

Seller to friend- hey man some guy just wasted all my time asking about my Jeep. I care down on the price, offered to deliver it.

Friend - ya bro, sounds like you totally got sturged, I hate it when people do that.

by Steveo987 August 24, 2018

Sturgill status

Noun - a status posted on Facebook for the sole purpose of getting people to comment/people's attentiom

Matt: You see that sturgill status?

Claire: No, what did it say?

Matt: "So I'm thinking about killing myself. Anybody want to talk me out of it or give me their support?"

by Nasty79 January 20, 2011