Stumple

A stumple is a small object stuck in the ground.

Juan: Ah! I just stubbed my toe on a stumple!
Martha: Aw, that sucks!

by MooMoo Mike January 3, 2018

stumplennium

When you ask a tech question that a millennium can't answer

When I asked the sales clerk where to find an AC adapter. The staff were in a state of stumplennium until the manager was called.

by Mom chat November 16, 2018

Stumple

Anything Tbones fatass can trip over

He stumples over a imaginary line in the parking lol.

by Kaylas2kool October 30, 2023

stumplefuck

Someone that’s a retard. Someone that likes fat cock in their bum bum. Someone that is so stupid they’d think golden goose eggs exist. Someone so dumb they think racism will never end. MERICA. Hoo rah.

Alex: oh my god do you see that that bitch Becky is doing?

Tiffany: yeah she’s being a stumplefuck. Beckaaay.

by lazbnx January 30, 2024

stumple flup

a stupid little bitch who deserves to be executed visually

god yousef is such a stumple flup

by wiiz_osc November 20, 2023

stumpless

Speechless beyond anything before

That fucker had me stumpless

by T-dik May 7, 2024

Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.

I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.

by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011