[cunt]stumped

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.

Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.

by Dumbass Dave May 13, 2006

Stumped

Stumped: adj: when your girls trippin and it ruins your ability to get a hard on

My girl stumped me last nighr

by SoInspired October 16, 2017

Stepheaded Red-Child

A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestar Runner fame meaning an offspring that is awkward, peculiar, or simply unable to fit in.

"Send your cool son off to join the 'On-Point Kings' he'll have to be... jumped in, your fat son off to join the 'Municipality', he'll have to be... pooped in, and ship your stepheaded red-child off to join the Homestarmy. He'll want to be... jumped out."

by Goumi August 8, 2009

Stumped

When a girl takes too much Viagra and her clitoris becomes so engorged its forms a stump.

I took some of my dad's Viagra i was soo stumped all day!

I got a proper stump on from that viagra... best day ever... I was so hard

by Roofies & Stumps January 8, 2018

stem or stemhead

a fucking idiot or someone with no brains

the guy is a fuckin stemhead

by binklebeans August 28, 2005

Stumped Genius

When an Apple Genius from the Apple Store genius bar does not know the answer to the question, or solution to the problem.

When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"

by unsatisfied apple customer March 8, 2011

stumpled

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people

At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.

by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019