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stuffism

Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

Sins include:

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal
2) Eating Spaghetti
3) Gassing yourself
4) Being canadian

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.
Alexander believes in stuffism which means he is a turd... whenever he takes a shower (every 10 minutes) a gay baby is born...
by Jordan Jew December 13, 2008
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stiffiesteve

This word comes from the word: stiffie
And it means a hot mother fucken weight liften, Bec rooting, hard cock mother fucker!
StiffieSteve sure did pump that bitch in the crapper pipe!
by Steve April 21, 2005
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STUFFISSIES

STUFFISSIES is another plural for stuff 😌 if anyone ever tells you that they had STUFFISSIES to do today there a legend!!!!!
Hey I’m sorry I didn’t call today I had STUFFISSIES to do today✨
by M0NST4R.2 January 4, 2022
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stuffie world

A world that existed for 8 years. It wasn’t until September 6th, 2021 that a video titled “Stuffie World is BACK! Ep1 Season1”. This series was made for someone’s step sister but was originally shut down due to issues with their mother. The show is still running and currently has 3 seasons as of 2022. This is more of a passion project and is currently being made to help cure with the creators depression.
Did you see the new Stuffie World video?! It’s kinda crazy with its editing!
by AceEspeon September 10, 2022
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nipple stiffies

are when are girl was chronically stiff nipples and she can feel them walking around.
Ex: I was in the gym and looked in the mirror and saw that my nipple stiffies were showing through my sports bra.
by bigbootyblackstarrr November 18, 2011
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National stuffie day

National stuffie day is when you get someone u love a stuffed animal. Its on JULY 13TH and and ya deal with it. They are frikin adorable
U" here u go! *gives a stuffie to someone*
Them" whatsthis for?
U" its national stuffie day and i like u so here u go!😊
Them" OH thanks😘
by Neyski2020✌🏾 June 11, 2020
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Rhode Island Stuffie

When you stick a soft dick into a vagina while she is eating another girls clam
Hey girls, I drank a little too much whisky, but would you be interested in a Rhode Island Stuffie?
by Yaboyyjonnyp420 July 14, 2021
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