stubular

Both awesome and stubby.

That kitten has a redonkulously stubular tail.

by timealterer October 17, 2008

Stuball

Stuball is a hand sewn four-panel cloth cat toy ball, which includes a four inch nylon tail in its construction. The panels are made of fleece, which creates the purrfect surface for cat claw activity.

The reason Stuball was invented was to help a couple of slightly pudgy indoor cats get some exercise that they wouldn’t have otherwise initiated on their own.

They had no idea they were creating the greatest cat toy known to kitties!

The Stuball is my cat’s favorite toy.

by Bobshortarm October 26, 2011

serious stubble

Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.

person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard

by UM North Quad April 11, 2010

stuble

Stuble is a very short, highly groomed beard. Stuble is more often worn by the urban man, as opposed to the unrefined beard of the mountain man, who of course is known for the harvestation of animals to acquire their pelts, or in the alternative, the so called "woodsman" who is known for the exploitation of trees in an effort to amass and garner a yield of wood, which in some cases, the unrefined beard of both the mountain and woods men can foster a home for foreign visitors such as lice, as well as other associated and assorted vermin. Stuble is a masculine trait which compliments other masculine features such as a strong chin, a dimpled cleft and a square jaw.

An example of stuble is a man possessing a five o'clock shadow

by Squinkey November 2, 2013

king stubbleton

\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy

Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.

by giteiTEEUWDUIQDKABJ June 7, 2018

stubble

The wonderful, deliciously sexy facial hair only real, wonderful, deliciously sexy men get when they haven't shaved in a few days. Many women find it incredibly preferable.

Girl: Have you seen the new guy? He's so hot.
Boy: I don't get what the big deal is.
Girl: It's his stubble. Maybe girls would like you if you were man enough to have some.

by shortpeopleego August 20, 2010

cunt stubble

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.

Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?

by markyspeaks July 10, 2005