scrumpkin

Get head while eating a tasty morsel.

That bitch totally gave me a scrumpkin while having a slice of key lime pie.

by Luke, Mike, and Whitney March 27, 2004

Strumming the banjo

Fingering the Poo c in a musical way

I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015

strumpkin

Jerking it while taking a shit.

I gave myself a strumpkin while push a log out this morning!
Nice bro, I love taking a shit and whacking it!

by gangbangerolympics September 2, 2013

Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

by Woland1337 March 3, 2017

Strumming the mekelele

Masturbating. Stripping wire. Wanking

What the hell is taking Robby so long in the shower?
Leave the boy alone. He's probably just strumming the mekelele.

by Bonerskid March 17, 2017

strumming while doing the plumbing

When you or your girl rub the clit during penetration.

I was giving it to her good and then start strumming while doing the plumbing, that really got her going!

by Flushfacker May 4, 2018

scrumpkins

A term used in the 16th century to describe the scraps collected by poor orhpaned children

Rusty Jimmy and Scrapyard Elsa fought off a pack of rats for a small amount of scrumpkins.

by RatKing696969 February 17, 2019