Strumming the meat guitar

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I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

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Strummin and Hummin

The act of a single individual playing the acoustic guitar and singing along at the same time. Usually in a casual setting such as campfire as opposed to a literal performance.

Danny - "What's up Man, what's crackin?"
Matt - "Not much, just drinking some beer, got some friends over just strummin and hummin."

by phrasee January 5, 2010

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strumboni

literally means a bull with his balls cut off

You need to get it together and stop actin' like a fuckin' strumboni

by eddie balls June 14, 2004

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Strumming

Jacking off

Shes so hot i think im gonna start strumming my self

by RoadMan420 February 5, 2018

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A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

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