when u are broke which results you only having really small bills in your wallet: I.E. only 1's and 5's
me: dude, dave you have a huge case of having a strip club wallet u got like 30 bucks in ones man:
Dave; shutup man, im dead broke
Dave; shutup man, im dead broke
by King Leonidas22 February 14, 2009
Get the strip club wallet mug.What a creeper wears to a strip club/gentleman's club/titty bar. Which consists of a long sleeve Tee or thermal shirt, sneakers or Tim's(work boots) and the most important article of the attire... The swishy pants(running pants made of wind breaker material) these pants are worn so that when he goes of a lap dance or couch dance he feel everything against his erect penis, and even cum in his pants and it won't leak through so his dancer of choice is none the wiser of his climatic explosion. The beginner or inexeperienced patron will have on actual sweat pants, he will quickly realize his mistake when he sees a nice wet spot in the groin region.
His creeper ass went to the 'titty bar' wearing his "strip club tux", pre-stocked with $1 bills to get his rocks off.
by Rlee4123 January 7, 2013
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When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
by Deadb4uhearit September 8, 2013
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When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.
Or
A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.
Or
A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:
Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”
In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:
Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”
Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”
In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:
Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”
Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021
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Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010
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by Lenoxloveent October 3, 2018
Get the Transgender Strip Club mug.We need to get strip club drunk before we head to the strip club in the double-wide trailer.
Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.
Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.
by jwkdrw August 7, 2010
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