Tom Strauss

One of gods gifts to the earth, fucking legendary person with a sense of humour to make up for what he lacks in dick size

"he was so small you could call him a tom strauss"

by yeahnahfrickoath June 18, 2019

Strauss

Is a retard

Strauss is special, but it's okay.

by Straussssy April 30, 2022

Straussed

When a barely legal person of the male persuasion tries to pick up chicks using information from the PUA bible "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Tactics include going up to random women on the street and asking them bizarre questions to try to start a conversation. Proponents of Straussing fail to realize that book came out before they hit puberty and is no longer original.

18 year old boy (usually wearing a hat): "Hey can I ask you a question? Do you think music was better in the 90s or the 2000s?"

Me: "Am I getting Straussed?"

by baloola June 19, 2014

The Angry Strauss

When a guy sticks their violin bow in their partner's ass and cums in their mouth.

"Dude, why does your violin bow smell like shit?" "Cause I gave my girl the Angry Strauss last night."

by I'll Be Bach August 30, 2009

Mia Strauss

A racist, toxic and fake bitch who has no friends because she is pathetic trash!

Conor: "Uh Mia Strauss is coming"
Isabella: "uh she's so racist"

by Red_Velvet2022 September 11, 2020

Strauss Khan

The combined sexual act of blowjob, followed by anal sex, followed by another blowjob. Preferable if done violently and forcibly.

I don't expect to hear from that girl again, I Strauss Khaned her on our first date.

by JC Duss July 4, 2011

straydar

Straydar: noun, (stra-dahr): The unintentional ability to spot stray or unaccompanied dogs or cats when driving, walking or during one's lunch hour at work, prompting the need to always have a leash and pet treats in the auto. This may also include the ability to have pets brought to one by others who are aware one has this ability. There is no cure once one becomes afflicted with "straydar".

It never fails that when I'm driving somewhere my straydar goes off and I spot a dog or cat that is running, looks lost, or is injured. I was born with straydar and it only gets worse as I get older.

by Helen Dudley December 31, 2011