by TheManFromNantucket September 30, 2015
Get the stratford slide mug.This pristine ocean town is located on Corson's Inlet. It is unique in that it is surrounded by popular oceanside communities but Strathmere is known as the hidden gem. It has by far the best beaches, and you can drive jetskis up to the beach, even go out to eat on one. It's home to some of the most popular resteraunts, The Dueville, Twistys, Mildreds. Truly a hidden gem. Filled with very wealthy but down to earth people. Has a huge 4th of july parade where all the citizens complain about taxes and try to ditch upper township, the township strathmere belongs too.
Where the hell is Strathmere?
by Templars February 1, 2009
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The most "diverse" school in the area yet still bleached af. The "poor" part of memorial (Upper middle class) people trying to be black by listening to rap and trap but somehow still basic? Considered one of the better schools at sports but still never win anything worth anything. Ratchet ass bathrooms exist but you can still find occasional turds in the hallway. Where people aren't 100% fake, but still fake enough to use you and leave you when they want. Not rich like the Memorial kids so we don't own any bmws but we have used jeeps. We're also too poor to do any hardcore drugs so we have a huge problem with vaping and weed. Everyone somehow gets into everyone's pants by senior year.
School rating 5/10 (failing)
School rating 5/10 (failing)
by Yellowmelanin August 19, 2017
Get the stratford high school mug.A person who does what is required & comes in the way from time to time being hopeful & ambitious. The success & failure doesn't matter but trial is enough, if attempted to do.
Person1: How do you live your life?
Person2: I do what I feel like or what comes in my way. For example, I proposed a girl but she rejected & I didn't feel to try anymore; I was free after my 12th so I appeared for Ca entrance in which I luckily passed in 1st attempt so I'm trying for inter-ca atm in which if I failed, will go for mba or advocacy; A person offered me hookah but I didn't want to try anything as such for no reason so I simply rejected; A girl got feelings for me & I got the same for her cz of which we got into relation but during exams will study, complete assignments before time, meet other friends & do all sorts of things as such. This is the way I live my life kind off as anything is mostly not fixed before.
Person1: Mate you're Stratinorent.
Person2: I do what I feel like or what comes in my way. For example, I proposed a girl but she rejected & I didn't feel to try anymore; I was free after my 12th so I appeared for Ca entrance in which I luckily passed in 1st attempt so I'm trying for inter-ca atm in which if I failed, will go for mba or advocacy; A person offered me hookah but I didn't want to try anything as such for no reason so I simply rejected; A girl got feelings for me & I got the same for her cz of which we got into relation but during exams will study, complete assignments before time, meet other friends & do all sorts of things as such. This is the way I live my life kind off as anything is mostly not fixed before.
Person1: Mate you're Stratinorent.
by Meet_d_maddo August 12, 2016
Get the Stratinorent mug.A straimosexual man is a man who publicly identifies as being heterosexual (straight) rather than bisexual (bi / bicurious) but who also engages sexually with other straight men, gay men (open and closeted) and bisexual men. He os an example of a man who has sex with other men (MSM). He enjoys both heterosexual privilege as well as gay (male same sex) sexual and erotic pleasure.
A: He isn’t gay or bi, he’s straimosexual and likes sexual experiences with men while at the same time identifying as straight or heterosexual.
B: You means that he’s ‘heteroflexible’? Or ‘mostly straight’?
A: Yup
B: You means that he’s ‘heteroflexible’? Or ‘mostly straight’?
A: Yup
by I am not me October 31, 2018
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We have melonheads.. and they are real. Go to Roosevelt Forest and check them out.
2 high schools.
Biggest hang out = Club 711.
The BK lounge is a close second.
We drink beer.. but thats pretty much it.
We're good at some sports.
If you don't have a decent tan or aren't of a hispanic decent, get out.
Stratford girls are the hottest around, surrounding towns say there must be something in the water.
Short Beach is GORGEOUS.
We have a really good looking police force (i.e.- Officer Rivera).
If you have younger friends and no money for tuition, your poor ass gets Housatonic.
If you are a guidette princess or guido papi and cannot resist to escape the HoTt ClUbbZ in gun wavin new haven.. SCSU if right for you!
If you're feeling rebellious, and drinking at a dry campus gets you riled up, Eastern is a great option.
If you like long car rides, and a slightly diverse/redneck population, or simply are void of an identity, Western suits your fit.
If you fall into the top 10% percentile of your graduating class, you may either opt to get the fuck out of this state if you have a head on your shoulders, or stick to UCONN because, well.. they do have a good Spring Weekend.
In Stratford, every appears happy, cheerfuly and continuously smiling.. no one really knows if everyone is just stupid or drugged up on Xanax.
We have melonheads.. and they are real. Go to Roosevelt Forest and check them out.
2 high schools.
Biggest hang out = Club 711.
The BK lounge is a close second.
We drink beer.. but thats pretty much it.
We're good at some sports.
If you don't have a decent tan or aren't of a hispanic decent, get out.
Stratford girls are the hottest around, surrounding towns say there must be something in the water.
Short Beach is GORGEOUS.
We have a really good looking police force (i.e.- Officer Rivera).
If you have younger friends and no money for tuition, your poor ass gets Housatonic.
If you are a guidette princess or guido papi and cannot resist to escape the HoTt ClUbbZ in gun wavin new haven.. SCSU if right for you!
If you're feeling rebellious, and drinking at a dry campus gets you riled up, Eastern is a great option.
If you like long car rides, and a slightly diverse/redneck population, or simply are void of an identity, Western suits your fit.
If you fall into the top 10% percentile of your graduating class, you may either opt to get the fuck out of this state if you have a head on your shoulders, or stick to UCONN because, well.. they do have a good Spring Weekend.
In Stratford, every appears happy, cheerfuly and continuously smiling.. no one really knows if everyone is just stupid or drugged up on Xanax.
Girl from Shelton High: "Hey Lisa, where are you going to school next year? I'm going to University of Hawaii and then studying abroad in Taiwan."
Girl from Bunnell High (Stratford, CT): "I'm probably going to take a year off and go to Housatonic (House of Chronic). Southern is sooo overrated."
Girl from Bunnell High (Stratford, CT): "I'm probably going to take a year off and go to Housatonic (House of Chronic). Southern is sooo overrated."
by Brucey Cotton Balls August 4, 2008
Get the Stratford, CT mug.Stratford is a small city in south western ontario world renown for it's Shakespearean festival. During the summer
the streets are flooded with tourists from around the world taking in a play at one of the three theaters in town or visiting the many shops and locally owned stores, stratford also has many fine cafe's , bars and restaurants that range from quaint to extravagant, this city is definitely an amazing place to visit ...... in the summer ...... the winter on the other hand... Stratford becomes a cold, miserable,deserted, BORING little town, the streets that once filled with well dressed tourists become baron till the sun sets and the locals flood to one of the many bars to drink their sorrows away and then flood out onto the streets and fight.... why? ... what else is there to do ?
Stratford is well known for it's over-the-top , violent bar fights. Stay on their good side... or make sure you have the local ambulance service on speed dial.
the streets are flooded with tourists from around the world taking in a play at one of the three theaters in town or visiting the many shops and locally owned stores, stratford also has many fine cafe's , bars and restaurants that range from quaint to extravagant, this city is definitely an amazing place to visit ...... in the summer ...... the winter on the other hand... Stratford becomes a cold, miserable,deserted, BORING little town, the streets that once filled with well dressed tourists become baron till the sun sets and the locals flood to one of the many bars to drink their sorrows away and then flood out onto the streets and fight.... why? ... what else is there to do ?
Stratford is well known for it's over-the-top , violent bar fights. Stay on their good side... or make sure you have the local ambulance service on speed dial.
Overheard conversation between 2 visitors to stratford, Ontario
Man #1 " Let's steal that pool table from those guys"
Man #2 "What are you fucking stupid?!, he's got wet
blood on his shirt and i don't fucking think
it's his "
Man #1 " Let's steal that pool table from those guys"
Man #2 "What are you fucking stupid?!, he's got wet
blood on his shirt and i don't fucking think
it's his "
by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010
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