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Teresa Strasser - the #1 Jewish news reporter on The Adam Carolla Show.
Teresa Strassers glowing personality, witty banter, and excellent intuition on gay/nerd/weed walking and blah blah blog draws the listener in and keeps them there despite the sometimes uncouth remarks from her counter parts.
by VCA January 5, 2009
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Strasse

Die Strasse is a common german phrase that means "street". In Bosnia it is used to define the highschool German teacher that is weird, unusual, small, old, but yet loyal and good in heart.
"That is a weird lady man"
"Well, it is Strasse, we are used to it"
by aleksaizdaleka June 1, 2020
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stressed out

The song by tøp that made it on the radio. Hipsters that listened to tøp before they got popular hate the song because it's too mainstream.
Omg I can't believe how mainstream tøp is getting. People these days only listen to Stressed Out
by Leafyisdad69 May 28, 2016
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Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.
by Steinsensager November 9, 2007
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Stressed

A mental block that clouds your brain when people piss the fuck out of you, and all you can think about is beating the living soul outta them. When you eat sooo much you undergo a transformation of becoming FATT, yes, big belly fat, and u start having amnesia about the normal duties of life like showering.

A good scenario would be going to a fucked up school with fucked up people, and when you dont get enough time to study you have to stress about pretending to be sick or actually GETTING urself sick so you dont have to go to school the next day.
Girl: "OMFGGG I NEED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE GUY WHO THREW THAT CRAP AT ME!!!IM STRESSED!!!!"

Guy who Threw Crap: Here! Let me throw another one at you!!!!!

Girl: AHHHHH

The Guy unfortunately gets beaten up reallll good!
what can i say? stress some1 out like that and this is whatcha get!!
by IMSTRESSED February 4, 2009
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Stressed_TM

a constant state being after finding out that you got ADHD
Person1: "yk Stressed_TM?"
Person2: "Yeah, wish i didnt"
by 1l1umi July 11, 2021
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Stressrentner

Jemand im Rentner Alter, häufig leicht rassistisch, homophob und schiebt es auf seine Religion. Catchphrases: “Ich bin zwar kein Rassist ABER…”, “Früher war das nicht so”
Da hinten ist ein Stressrentner
by SternchenSabine69 November 1, 2021
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