Spouse Arrest

It is basically when you aren't allowed to go anywhere because of a controlling wife or husband. Spouse Arrest can hit at random times or, even worse, be quite frequent.

Joe: Hey, do you want go go bowling later tonight?
You: Sorry Joe, I'm on spouse arrest -_-

by Nick Alexander July 27, 2008

spoused

When a friend cancels plans or stands you up and then later blames it on his/her significant other. Note, however, that in actuality, it might just be your friend being a prick and looking for someone to take the blame. Formerly "wifed", but extended for today's sexist society.

"Bob never showed up at the bar last night. He called today and said his girlfriend had a headache so he had to stay home."

"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."

by Taco D. Loco January 16, 2010

work spouse

A significant other you work with, whom you connect, share, and spend time with exclusively and intimately in the workplace. Both parties are mere aquaintances outside of the workplace and are completely unknown to each others true and respective domestic spouses.

"Rumor has it that those two are dating."
"That's completely untrue. Heidi is just Allan's work spouse. That relationship ceases to exist after their 8 hour shift."

by ALSH January 1, 2007

Scousey

A Scottish word meaning cheap or not generous

Suarez: "Can I borrow a pound for a drink?"
Gerrard: "No!"
Suarez: "Oh come on, don't be scousey"

by ChooChooChooseMe November 11, 2012

Spousehole

Specifically refers to your spouse when he/she is acting like an asshole.
Term used for spouse when he/she acts in stereotypical ways which infuriate or antagonize the other partner.

Bill was being such a spousehole last night.
Tom gave me a dutch oven last night. What a spousehole!

by Wordhound February 21, 2015

souse

A person who drinks copious amounts of liquor and inevitably makes a giant fool of themself.

Oh man, Lucy was so wasted last night! Falling down those stairs guaranteed her the souse award.

by Tbloor February 19, 2007

Stossel

A style of mustache popularized by TV anchor John Stossel.

"That guy is wearing a Stossel."
"Yeah its coming in real thick."

by Xibalba October 22, 2008