Touchebag

A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag

Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.

by jshadows May 13, 2010

touchebag

what an a-hole is after making a witty point

that jerk david just burned me in front of the whole class...what a touchebag!

by sjr robson February 1, 2009

touchebag

A fantasy football owner who makes a horrible trade.

Killroy is a touchebag he traded Ryan Grant for a crappy WR and a crappy RB

by Kil Roy February 21, 2008

touchebag

a jerk with snarky responses

Hey bish, try not to be a touchebag every time I tell you something.

by OscarTheGrouch42 June 14, 2011

slouchebag

a cross between a d-bag and a slut

1: im gonna "have some fun" with ur bf
2: u slouchebag!!

by Mochrange June 12, 2010

Stuchebag

A complete retard who argues the unarguable on internet forums. Someone who trolls for trolling's sake. Never tires of being proven wrong. Will repeatedly be beaten down with facts and logic yet still come back for more abuse.

While Discussing the gun control debate; spacial ed said:

No, it 2013 Gun Control bill never went to vote. It was filibustered. It went to debate, but cloture was not established to go to the constitutionally defined simple majority vote. The AWB and Mag limit wasn't even allowed to go to debate.

Had the amendment went to vote, it would have passed the Senate. Doubtful the TeaTards would have ratified it in congress.

This was a GOP filibuster, lead by McConnellcunt himself.
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I actually admire special eddy for his determination to never tire of being wrong. What a Stuchebag!

by JeffB69 April 21, 2013

touchebag

A person who overly uses the French expression "touché" in conversation or consistently uses it incorrectly.

Matt: You know, this is a pretty good pizza.
Hayden: Touché!
Matt: You're such a touchebag...

by Pseudonynomous Name May 15, 2011