Stooling

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down.
"Slow down, there's a cop stooling up ahead."
by D-Funk 777 January 03, 2012
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He needs a stooling after taking the Zombie Fuds job
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stooling

The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.

A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.

Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.
I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture

Check out my awesome stool!

Do you want to go stooling together?
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stool

Q: Did you feel my stool?

A1: Yeah, it's made of some nice wood.

A2: Why would I do that? You're gross.
by Glenn McClelland September 21, 2007
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stooling

A sexual practice whereby the male in a heterosexual relationship freezes his faeces and the woman (when the faeces is frozen) uses the said tool as a dildo to pleasure herself.
The male members of Liberty-x were suprised to find the females all stooling following a concert
by Al and Si March 07, 2003
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Stooled

The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.
While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.
by eto418 July 25, 2008
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stoole

stoole: a person who wants to have sex every second of the day
Husband: want to have sex?
Wife: your such a stoole.
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