Common term used to describe one who has no idea what they are talking about, yet feels the need to poison the stocktwits feed with their incredibly useless "knowledge."
by opposablehands September 15, 2018
Get the stocktwat mug.Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".
Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah
Labe: thanks brah
by The dungallies October 11, 2009
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To ignore safety measures or cut corners on a project even though the risk of a catastrophic or fatal outcome is high.
I wouldn’t buy that house, the builder Stockton Rushed the deck by using a nailgun instead of bolts. That thing will collapse and kill someone you mark my words.
by PixieDavison June 22, 2023
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by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016
Get the Stoochie mug.This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.
Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!
Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!
Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!
Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
by Dusty Knuckles March 26, 2021
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You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.
Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?
by Urbanned September 8, 2015
Get the Stock market mug.A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking
Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.
by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011
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