stonefaced

slant-eyed and slack-jawed: stoned to the bone.

man, that kush you packed up last night got me so stonefaced i couldn't see straight to drive home.

by iaremsejr August 2, 2010

Stoneface

When a man lathers his dick with chunky peanut butter in the hope that a dog will lick it off

Mark started to stoneface when no one was looking.

by Herr Mark February 19, 2010

stoneyfaced

referring to the state of getting stoned out of your mind, to the point where you look chinese & your eyes are red as all get out. The type of high stoners try to reach, everytime.

Daaaamn, you see that girl over there? She's totes stoneyfaced bro

by hwoody23 January 12, 2011

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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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