Stoinker

A stoinker is a large turd that's a bit stinky

I've just dumped a serious stoinker, I'd give the bathroom 10 minutes if I were you

by drooper June 19, 2018

stogie

A cigar

Man i bought a phat cuban stogie

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Stoink

A person from Kilcar in Donegal, Ireland. Typically used by people from Glen and Killybegs or other parts of South Donegal to convey their hatred for Kilcar people

"I couldn't believe the amount of Stoinks in Donegal Town the last night"
"The Stoinks love a good kebab from Ricky"

by CMNGLK June 25, 2018

desk staging

The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.

"My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!"

by MJBarton May 21, 2016

Stogie Joe

A young man who always has a stogie in his mouth in order for him to remember his grandfather whom died of lung cancer.

After Stogie Joe came in and killed everyone's buzz, he continued to take the young girl back to his room and receive a blumpkin.

by Homestar Runner June 19, 2004

Stonington High

Stonington High School- also known as; Stonerton. Almost every student comes to school high off their asses everyday. It's the local pot head school. Everyone here is either high during first period or juuling the bathroom. A group of stuck up white kids and ghetto wanna be are all mixed together and shoved in one prison. This school is the first thing you see when you arrive to hell.

Stonington High:

Billy: "Yo Aaron, let's go smoke a bowl and skip last period."

by yourlocaldruggie May 15, 2018

Rosetta Stoning

1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.

Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."

by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009