stoat

(n) a person who is more of a douchebag than most of the douchebags one commonly encounters. If life was a video game and there was a "douchebag" level, the end boss would be a stoat.

Can also be used as "stoatage", "stoatitude" or "stoatsville"

That guy just illegally parked his $90000 BMW in a handicapped spot, and then chucked his garbage out the window. What a fucking stoat!

Don't bother going to Henry Hudsons on Thursdays--it's total stoatsville.

Did you see that "designer" pre-stressed "vintage" shirt that girl was wearing? That shit was infinite stoatage.

by stoat watch dot com July 10, 2007

stoating

Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.

Are you coming to the party tonight?

No, I'm stoating.

by Mr Maggot May 25, 2005

Stoat gobbler

A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.

Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.

by Dick Wright-Upham December 23, 2010

stoat-the-baw

Scottish dialect slang for Child Molester.

- Judges are coming doon hard as fuck on stoat-the-baw, Ray's telling him.
-I thoat she wis sixteen. She telt me she wis, Ocky protests, them smiles at me, an all-lads-together smile.

From Filth, by Irvine Welsh.

by Felix Shaw September 22, 2007

stoat belt

The ring created by two rolls of fat on a hairy males stomach causing a thick ring of belly pubes.

Example. Look at that fat fuckers stoat belt.

by Stacey von fluff July 26, 2014

stoat the ba'

Scottish term for a child molester. Stoat is a verb meaning to hit hard and the ba' refers to a ball. Literally thump a football (soccer for you N American eejits). A stoater is something great, especially a goal in football.

How this relates to child abuse I'm not sure but that's what they call it. Stoat the ba's may be in danger of getting chibbed up Bar-L following conviction.

Irate parent to shifty looking character loitering at a playground:

"See you ya cunt, you some kinda Stoat the ba'? Beat it or I'll kick yer heid in!"

by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008

foxy stoat

Suave, sophisticated, and witty.

Foxy stoat seeks pig.

by Blegh October 10, 2008